In 2021 they turned off the GME buy button. On their own chain, we built one that can't be turned off.
Every $HOODLUM trade pays a fee. It doesn't go to a dev wallet — it goes to a vault with no owner. Anyone can press Payday: 59.5% buys real GME stock tokens for whoever is staking $HOODLUM, 30% goes to the digger that locks liquidity nobody can ever drain, 10% is a fixed ops cut, 0.5% tips whoever pressed. All on-chain, all disclosed below.
“If a user holds a certain meme coin, they might receive stock token airdrops directly.” — Robinhood's CEO on The Iced Coffee Hour, Aug 2026, describing what builders made on his chain. That's the button. Not affiliated with Robinhood or GameStop.
1 · Trade
Buy or sell on Pons / Fomo. 1% base fee + 3% Sheriff Tax, fixed at launch, can never be raised.
2 · Payday
Anyone calls harvest(). Two guards, then the vault buys GME and sends 30% of the ETH to the digger. Separately, anyone can press dig(): it pairs that ETH with HOODLUM (the launch wallet's deposited inventory first, buying only when that runs out) and burns the LP. Caller of either gets a 0.5% tip.
3 · Stake
Stake $HOODLUM (min 1), collect GME. Withdraw 24h after your latest stake — adding stake restarts the clock, claiming GME doesn't. Claim GME any time — keep it, or flip it back into $HOODLUM and stake again. Your call.
Your seat
Read the params before you ape
Vault and stake rows are read live from the contracts, and there is no owner who could change them. Launch settings and source-code facts are marked as such.
| Parameter | On-chain value | Read it yourself |
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Where this goes
Step 1 · GME
Live. Every Payday buys GME for stakers. This page is the receipt.
Step 2 · The Payday Factory
Any coin on this chain plugs in its own vault and picks its own stock. Every vault pays a cut to $HOODLUM stakers. Being drawn up. No date.
Liquidity crew
Live from day one: the digger locks 30% of every Payday into the pool. Human LP rewards on top — exploring, funded from the launch wallet's bag, never from your fees.
Boardroom v2
Lock longer, weigh more. Fees that buy back on red days instead of buying stock. On the drawing board, on turf where gas is paid in dollars. No floor, no promised payouts.
Directions, not commitments. No dates. Nothing ships untested, and you'll read it here first.
Honest disclosures
- Unaudited code. Tested on a mainnet fork, reviewed in four rounds by a separate model, statically scanned — not audited. Don't put in what you can't lose.
- When US markets are closed the oracle holds the last price. Payday only executes if the pool returns at least 97% of the GME the Chainlink price implies, both pools sit within ~1% of their 30-minute average, and the feed isn't stale. Otherwise it refuses and the fees keep waiting. That's a feature.
- Payday and dig are not sandwich-proof. A bot bundling push-price → Payday → unwind in one block can skim part of that Payday — roughly 2% under our model. The guards bound the execution price (dig: price within 5% of the 10-minute TWAP; a buying dig uses at most 5% of pool ETH per call, an inventory-only dig up to max(5%, 0.005 ETH); 10-minute gap); they don't kill the bot.
- GME here is a Robinhood Stock Token — an externally issued token, not a GameStop share. Robinhood's contract can pause it. If that happens, GME rewards freeze; after your cooldown,
emergencyWithdrawreturns your entire $HOODLUM stake in one go and forfeits any unclaimed GME. - Every Payday splits the ETH it processes: 59.5% buys GME for stakers, 30% goes to the digger (buys $HOODLUM and locks it with ETH into the Uniswap V2 pool, LP sent to the burn address), 10% accrues to a fixed, published ops wallet, 0.5% tips the caller. All four numbers are immutable constructor values.
- Launch wallet [D] bought ~8% of supply in the launch transaction, then deposited 5% of supply into the digger as liquidity inventory — those tokens can only ever become burned LP. The remaining ~3% is unlocked and stakes like everyone else. If it sells, you'll see it on-chain first.
- Fees reach the vault through Pons' fee sweeper. We can't redirect them; Pons' protocol owner can, with a 3-day on-chain timelock.
- Price can go to zero. The contract can't stop that and neither can we.